Tila Tequila: Prego or Fake-O?

I guess whoring out her personal life, on myspace and now twitter, was getting dull so Tila had to spice it up like always. First she faked being gay, now is she faking a pregnancy too? What won't the self-exploitative reality star do to prolong her 15 minutes? She briefly announced herself, via twitter, that she was indeed pregnant and that is why she has been feeling sick lately. She has also insinuated that the baby's father is an "A-list" celeb and that he needs to "step up to the plate". It wasn't long ago that she put herself on blast again tweeting that she was dating Ray J and loved him. What's a joke, what's the truth? Who knows! Do we really care? Show me a baby bump, until then shut it! It won't be long until this girl has run out of things to cry wolf about, and obviously her personality, looks, and "music" are not enough to keep the media interested. I would say she might as well do porn, but then I remembered she already did, and playboy, and a million other things. It must be hard though when you spend your whole life trying to figure out who you are. Not knowing your own sexuality, or race? Check out this hilarious quote straight from the horse's mouth, "Yes, I was a gangster chick. I was really confused then, 'cause at first I thought I was black, then I thought I was Hispanic and joined a cholo gang." That was from an interview she did with Import Tuner Magazine.

If you ask me, I'd say the Tequila bottle has ran dry...

... and been replaced by fruity beer?

Tiny and Toya Get Reality Show on BET

"Tiny" and "Toya"

Ex-Xscape artist and current rapper baby mamas get their own reality TV show on BET. The truth is nobody cares at all that Tiny is a former R&B singer and most never heard of Toya before, the only reason they got a show is because they conceived children by T.I. and Weezy. Tiny is not exactly a looker, more like a but-her-face, so you know T.I. really loves her cuz he could tap whatever. Toya on the other hand is a cute girl, but who is she? Someone who wants another 15 minutes, that's who, and BET is just the low budget pimp to whore her out.

From Left to Right: Antonia "Toya" Carter, Reginae Carter, Lil Wayne

Toya and Wayne were high school sweethearts and she was only a mere 14 years old when she got pregnant with Reginae. The couple married in 2004 and divorced in 2006. Their daughter is now 9.

From Left to Right: T.I., Tameka "Tiny" Cottle, Some Random Girl, , Domani Uriah Harris, Messiah Ya'Majesty Harris, Zonnique Pullins, Deyjah Imani Harris, Clifford 'King' Joseph Harris III (Tiny is pregnant with son Major Philant Harris at time of picture)

Eyebrow ring clad Tiny, who is known by that name for her 4'11" stature, is 5 years T.I.'s senior and has been engaged to him since 2001. T.I. admitted on the Tyra Banks' Show that he lost his virginity to her at the tender age of 11! However, that did not stop him from fathering a plethora of children by other women in between. Sons Domani and Messiah are from ex-girlfriend Lashon Dixon who lives off his child support and is constantly taking him to court. Daughter Deyjah is also from a previous relationship. Zonnique who is taller than mini mom Tiny, is now 13 and biologically not T.I.'s daughter. That makes 6 children between the two of them, but King and Major are the only two they have in common. It's only a matter of time before Tiny is knocked up again though, if she's not already that is.

It is rumored that the point of the show is to step out of the shadows of their baby daddies and shine a little spotlight on themselves once again. Good luck with that one, especially for Toya who soon might be out shined by Weezy's current concubine Lauren London who is supposedly carrying the rapper's baby.

BET will air a preview special, Monday, June 15 at 10pm/9c followed by a sneak peek Sunday, June 28 (immediately after the BET Awards). The show will premier on Tuesday, June 30th.

KC is the New LC

This Sunday, yes Sunday, not Monday Season 5 of The Hills comes to an end. Now they say that this is Lauren's final episode, *gasp* but I have an inkling this will not be the last we see of LC. This special season finale features the official, and hopefully last, wedding of Speidi. But will Laguna star Kristen Cavallari steal the shine when she makes a "surprise" appearance and supposedly catches the bouquet? Why is Kristen back anyways? That would be because The Hills is continuing without Lauren, replacing the narrator with single and ready to mingle Kristen. Entertainment Weekly interviews Kristen on the subject, you can go click above to see the full interview but here are a few excerpts:

“I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she’s not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy.”
“I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”

Below is a video interview with Kristen from MTV

In other words, Kristen is ready to hoe it up and bring the drama. Aww, Lauren I didn't think you were that boring :(

Who would you rather?
	LC
	KC

Cast of Celebrity Rehab 3

Joey Kovar - Real World Hollywood

Kari Ann Peniche - Dethroned Miss Teen USA


Lisa D’Amato - ANTM cycle 5


Mike Starr - Actor


Mackenzie Phillips - Actress


Mindy McCready - Country Music Singer


Dennis Rodman - Former NBA player


Heidi Fleiss - Ex Pimp

Wow! What a list of trainwrecks! This season might actually be interesting. Lisa from ANTM? We knew she was a wino, but for some reason I picture her snorting massive amounts of coke as well. Is it mean to say joey "relapsed" to be on another reality show? I never quite bought whatever it was he was selling. Guess we have to wait and find out!

Lesbian Love Triangle on The Duel 2

Jenn and Rachel's romance first started on MTV's The Island

Tonight Derek was sent packing after unsuccessfully calling out challenge god Evan. Now that that is out of the way, let's get to the juicy stuff. Aneesa reveals to us that her and Rachel had relations 7 years ago when they met on MTV's Battle of the Sexes. Apparently there were still feelings there and the couple reunited on The Duel 2. I guess Rachel got what she wanted and was out, meanwhile loving up Jenn on the side. The best part is when Aneesa is listening in at the door and hears Rachel tell Jenn there is the potential for them to fall in love! Jealous Aneesa lets everyone know this bothers her, Jenn finds out and confronts her, but no real drama goes down. Challenge winner Rachel keeps her head in the game leaving Jenn to be picked last. Everyone wants Jenn to pick Aneesa to duel with, but she makes what she assumes is a smarter decision and goes with Diem. To everyones surprise Diem wins the challenge of Push Over forcing Jenn and Rachel to say goodbye, and Aneesa to hold back her overwhelming joy. Former Raiderette Jenn, whose myspace sexual orientation says straight, claims on The After Show she is just a heterosexual girl who likes Rachel.

This just leave us with one question...

Who would you rather?
	Jenn
	Aneesa

Saaphyri may be in jail, but her lip chap is poppin'!

If you didn't know already, the old news is that Saaphyri is in an all female correctional facility facing three years jail time. Rumor has it she is locked up for stealing her uncle's identity, but Saaphyri says don't believe the hype! According to her twitter this is a lie and if you want to know the real deal you can write her in jail and ask her yourself. Yes, that's right, she is maintaining a twitter page from jail, compliments of her cousin. Her lip chap is still available for purchase on her website www.saaphyri.com along with everything from baby onesies to greeting cards. Free Saaphyri!! I wonder if she will make parole in time for I Love Money 3?? I think I am going to write her.

Mug Shot

That is supposed to say Corona, CA btw.

One last thing! It is also in the air that Saaphyri used money she had acquired fraudulently, through the i.d. theft of her uncle, to get breast implants!? Now I personally never questioned the realness of her boobs. We have all seen them on display, especially in I Love Money 2 during the bed hopping challenge, and they always appeared big yet real. Here are pics from 1999 which can be compared to a recent shot of her, what do you think?

Two Go and Brittanya Q's Natasha's Sex

Farrah at work looking skinny, and kinda different?

This week Farrah and So Hood left Charm School, out of their own free will, so quickly that you might have missed them leave. Both fed up with the place the packed their bags and were outro, So Hood's boyfriend urged her to stay but to no avail. Farrah's parting words were "I can make a hundred grand a year on the pole". From the looks of her myspace she has been working hard. She looks like she has been hitting the gym too. Go Farrah! The truth is that almost all the Charm School participants are all either strippers or porn stars. But who doesn't love more money? Obviously there was no need for elimination, but they went through with the process up until chopping point anyways. Natasha was most upset that no one was sent packing because this made all her efforts meaningless. Natasha has everyone frequently asking the question, "is she a he?" but incase you weren't paying attention at the Rock of Love reunion show, she got called out for doing porn. If you want to determine for yourself what gender she is, then watch this video(NSFW).

Daisy of Love does not "condole" violence!

Perhaps the word she was looking for was condone, but either way another trooper has deprived Daisy the chance of actually eliminating someone on her own show. They are dropping like flies on there and I can't say I blame them. What I wouldn't give to see the plastic surgery nightmare's face up close and in person. Cage obviously isn't getting enough aggression out in the cage and should seek anger management. After admitting that it was hard even for him to have to look at his face, he gracefully bowed out of the competition. The pictures above show him before and after his large facial tattoo. They are from his myspace profile where you can see lots and lots of pictures of him and links to his blog which includes a diss rap for the haters. At least he lived by his perma-inked battle cry "fight or die" which you can see featured on his neck, forever.