RealityCrack.com | Reality TV Blog: July 2009

Nas and Kelis Reality Show Cancelled Because They are too Boring...

or is it because they divorced while Kelis was pregnant... AND they are too boring? Reports say Kelis just gave birth to the ex-couples' son Knight on July 21, 2009 in New York. A July 23rd hearing awarded Kelis nearly $44,000 in monthly support from her ex-hubby, rapper Nas. This breaks down to $30,471 spousal support and $9,027 child support... per month!! To make matters worse, there have been rumors Kelis does not want Nas around their child because of recent behavior, and TMZ reported that while Nas was able to see his son shortly after birth, he was denied entrance to her hospital room while Kelis was in labor because he was too wasted! Hot Mess! Below is a relatively boring clip of the two of them pre-break up, and is supposedly some footage from their never-was reality show about their lives.

What strikes me as funny when watching the clip is that Kelis is smelling Nas' armpit, wait let me rephrase that, she engulfs her face in Nas' man funk and does so several times before stating that he smells like "he has a job". Now if you have read Nas' original baby mama Carmen Bryan's tell all book you would remember that Carmen says that Kelis had her own funky B.O. and that Nas himself would complain about it. Either way, sounds like the whole situation just plain STINKS!

Toya is First on Growing List of Lil Wayne's Baby Mamas

Antonia Carter, currently on her own reality T.V. show Tiny and Toya which I formerly blogged about, is Lil Wayne's first baby mama, getting pregnant at only 14 years old. She is also his ex-wife and below are some pics from their wedding back in '04 on Valentine's Day. They later divorced in 2006. Let's hope she still gets the same love and support now that it has to be divided by so many others. I don't blame her for cashing in on the reality show.

Lil Wayne also has a mystery baby mama who gave birth to Lil Wayne Jr. in October of '08. This is supposedly her. In the picture she is wearing a wedding ring, click pics to enlarge.
Here is Lil Wayne's current baby mama actress Lauren London. She is seen here as a guest at a recent wedding.
It is also rumored that singer Nivea is pregnant with a boy about to give birth very soon and it is possibly Lil Wayne's as well. Nivea is ex-wife to The Dream, who is currently dating Christina Milian, and they have 3 children together from their marriage.

VH1's KiKi's Boyfriend

These pictures a few months old and are from KiKi's B-Day bash in the bay area. In attendance was Cali and that one guy who hosts I Love Money. I just recently came across the pictures on http://www.707multimedia.com/ and thought I would share. It is not verified who the man in the picture with her is, but we know from watching the show that she is a mother so this could possibly be her baby daddy or just her boyfriend, her myspace status says "in a relationship" and the 2 were all over each other the whole night. You can see more pics on the site but here is just a taste...

KiKi and her man

Aww, thanks for wearing panties Cali ;)

ILM Host

Is Cali getting the digits?

Brittanya's Assault with a Deadly Weapon

So we all know that Brittanya really wanted to win Charm School to help pay for the lawyers in her upcoming case in which she is facing jail time. We all wanted to know what she did and Bourgy.com has the answer. They pulled her courts docs and this is what they look like...

Let me break down her felonies for you, as you can see she has been charged with assault with a deadly weopon by means likely to produce GBI, which means great bodily injury. The S/A on the second charge means simple assault and we all know what battery is. Wow. Sounds like this girl wasn't playin' when she talked about her brass knuckles! She plead not guily to 2 out of the 3 charges and denied the other one. So know she will be tried and we will see what happens. If she does go to jail, she will have to take out her piercings, wonder what she'll look like with 2 holes in her cheeks - ew. Good Luck Brittanya!!! Hang in there girl!!

Real World Cancun's Joey loves him some LC

Ok, if you have been watching RW like I have, you might tend to think Joey is an immature male chauvinist man whore. Or at least that is the "character" he is playing. He is out to bed anything and everything he can with no shame in his game. As we know, Lauren can't stand players and Joey just doesn't quite seem like he's on her level. Maybe all his attempts will finally get acknowleged out of pity, but we hope not.

Keyshia Cole's Mother Flips on TLC's Chili

Here is the story as reported on mediatakeout.com...

"July 18, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just learned that a couple of weeks ago R&B singer Keyshia Cole's mother was about to get it in with Chilli from TLC. Apparently Chilli tried to act shady with Frankie - and our girl Frankie took things to the streets.

Here's what went down - courtesy of our pal Freddy O:

The altercation took place at Ryan’s Anniversary party 2 weeks ago and was really just a misunderstanding. Frankie wanted to take a picture with Chili cause she’s her biggest fan.

All I am going to say is Frankie had too many drinks and her alter-ego took over. Chili who was doing an interview at the time was caught by surprise when Frankie ran over to give her a hug. Frankie didn’t like Chili’s return hug.

Chili then walked to where Yung Joc was standing not thinking anything of it and started conversing with him. Out of nowhere, here comes Frankie leaping on top of me trying to get Chili and pushing everyone out of the way in the process.

“You think you better than me,” ” You think you better than me” again Frankie shouted to Chili. Remember, by this time Frankie was officially lit! Chili asked if she was ok and then Frankie tries to grab her again. Chili pushed her hand away and stating “Are you serious?”

Frankie then yelled “my daughter is better than you any way”

A MESS!! "

I definitely agree.. hot mess!! Since this supposedly went down 2 weeks ago, I wonder if she was still filming for The Frankie & Neffe Show. Keyshia was hardly ever around when it was her show and I don't blame her. Her mom needs rehab not reruns.